Wear an Imaginary T-Shirt
We have
this strange convention in our culture. We get T-shirts everywhere
we go - restaurants, sporting events, special locations. He have
T-shirts that announce our participation is community charitable,
recreational, and cultural events. So, invent an imaginary
t-shirts advertising your participation in the behavior that
constitutes the main event of your slip. Imagine wearing that
T-shirt for the rest of the day.
What might the T-shirt say?
- "I just had sex with a 17 year old prostitute"
- "My boss yelled at me so I got him back. I
masturbated while thinking about his secretary."
- "If I feel blue I look at women I don't know and imagine
they are my obedient sex slaves."
- "I spent six hours last night looking at porn while my
kids did their homework alone, again."
Try the Imaginary T-Shirt intervention. I may get you back on
track.
